What Obama Said to Raul Castro

At the Mandela Memorial today President Obama shook hands and exchanged pleasantries with Cuban President Raul Castro. Much has been made of this nothing. So much so that #WhatObamaSaidToRaulCastro was trending on Twitter with wild speculation about what Obama whispered. I used this as an opportunity to write some jokes. Here’s what I came up with:

– I’m staying in room 69, if you catch my drift. That drift can be caught in room 99.

– My cigar is bigger.

– Haters gonna hate.

– You Havana good time?

– I’m tripping balls right now, dude.

– My wife is taller than you.

– Do you think I’m pretty?

– Get to the Moon, then we’ll talk.

– Have you tried the freedom fries, bitch!?

That is all.

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